i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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