Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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