i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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