Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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