People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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