Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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