And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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