I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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