pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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