that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
