And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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