I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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