he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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