We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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