I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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