they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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