if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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