Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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