You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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