some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I would ride that face into the sunset
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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