Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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