so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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