i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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