1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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