His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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