she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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