I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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