How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I met the friendliest cop last night
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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