Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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