The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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