brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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