btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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