Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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