It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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