Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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