when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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