I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
the liver wants what the liver wants
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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