Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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