Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
