And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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