I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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