:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I forget how to act sober
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