I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
God I need to hump something, right now.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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