We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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