New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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