So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
if i died would you start the facebook group?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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