We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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