Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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