it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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