You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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