There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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