So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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