with your own penis?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
