Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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