margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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