: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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