I'm drive I can fine osifer
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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